ten reasons why gazeLLe wasn’t invited to the 2012 met gala





Gazelle Paulo
photo by Brian Cummings





    1 – Because Marc Jacobs didn’t want competition !

    2 – Because Tom Brady wouldn’t take his eyes off my Brazilian skinny legs; Gisele would say something silly….and fashion hell would become us

    3 – Because honestly, Anja Rubik just ruined for me…there is only one gazelle for the night…she was in, and I was out !

    4 – Out of boredom, maybe Grace Coddington and I could become best buddies…and fashion would change directions !

    5 – Because they fear that I would throw myself on the floor…and pose for photos !!

    6 – Because I still don’t take myself serious…fashionably speaking…not A list…more like F*ck off list !

    7 – Because they know I would bring a date…

    8 – They know my camera always gets the most compromising photos…

    9 – Because if I had a chance I would explain to Kanye West what is the Shoe Hat, the Skeleton dress, the Tears dress and the Lobster dress…

   10 – Anna Wintour still doesn’t know what she would say to me…impossible conversations !!


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2 thoughts on “ten reasons why gazeLLe wasn’t invited to the 2012 met gala”

  1. My favorite item is number 5!!! because its so true!! I loved the photos taken of you from the closing of Florent.

    “Because they fear that I would throw myself on the floor…and pose for photos !!”

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