photo by Gazelle
1 – Please don’t go out with a giant umbrella to protect you for the sun…specially if you are a gay man !
2 – Don’t wear underwear !
3 – Stay all day in a movie theater…watching movies of course!
4 – Don’t break up with your boyfriend…your building might have an electricity problem…and there goes your A/C relief for the night !
5 – Stop complaining about the heat…or just move to Alaska !
6 – Stop flaunting you have a share somewhere, unless you are going to share it….after all it is a share !
7 – Wear the tackiest sun glasses…just to annoy pissy queens.
8 – Surrender forever to the idea of getting a new diet just because it is summer….by now you should already know it is too late !
9 – Don’t wear black or neon colors during the day…oh please don’t !
10 – Swim naked somewhere…
11 – Watch RuPaul’s Drag race with guest judge Lady Bunny…that will make your day even hotter !!!!!
12 – Be happy it’s not winter…lol !
13 – Don’t fight the heat…make it glamorous !
14 – Get yourself into a watermelon coma !
15 – If it rains…run naked through the streets of your neighborhood !!
by Gazelle Paulo